My name is Lonna/ Rati ppl call me Duchess 22
I live in Manchester,UK. I was born in Zimbabwe but grew up in Botswana.
Training to be a Corporate Lawyer || Basketball player || #Team Chicago Bulls || Love anything musical ||
twitter: @duchessgx
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1. A baby
2. A second chance
3. Sex
4. Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
10. An apology
11. A hug
12. Be my bitch
13. Be my sex buddy
14. Simply to be mineDo.
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
- When chemists die, they barium.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
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- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in 3rd world countries and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: how do I spell house?
Julio Cortázar (via yourdailynarcissist)
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